LETTER IX. FROM PHIL. FUDGE, ESQ. TO THE LORD VISCOUNT C-ST-GH. My Lord, th' Instructions, brought to-day, Your Lordship talks and writes so sensibly! I feel th' inquiries in your letter About my health and French most flattering; Thank ye, my French, though somewhat better, Is, on the whole, but weak and smattering: (A certain Lord we need not name), Who ev'n in French, would have his trope, And talk of "batir un systême "Sur l'équilibre de l'Europe!" : Sweet metaphor!-and then th' Epistle, And use the tongue that suits them best, At Congress never born to stammer, Nor learn like thee, my Lord, to snub Fall'n Monarchs, out of CHAMBAUD's grammar— Bless you, you do not, cannot know How far a little French will go; For all one's stock, one need but draw On some half-dozen words like these *The celebrated letter to Prince Hardenburgh (written, however, I believe, originally in English,) in which his Lordship, professing to see "no moral or political objection" to the dismemberment of Saxony, denounced the unfortunate King as "not only the most devoted, but the most favoured of Bonaparte's vassals.” Comme ça -par-là — là-bas—ah ha! They'll take you all through France with ease. Your Lordship's praises of the scraps For Lady C.), delight me greatly. ages. Thus flatter'd, I presume to send The former ones, I fear, were creas'd, As BIDDY round the caps would pin them; But these will come to hand, at least Unrumpled, for there's nothing in them. Extracts from Mr. Fudge's Journal, addressed to Lord C. Aug. 10. Went to the Mad-house-saw the man*, Who thinks, poor wretch, that, while the Fiend Of Discord here full riot ran, He, like the rest, was guillotin'd; But that when, under BONEY's reign, (A more discreet, though quite as strong one,) The heads were all restor❜d again, He, in the scramble, got a wrong one. Accordingly, he still cries out This strange head fits him most unpleasantly; And always runs, poor dev'l, about, Inquiring for his own incessantly! While to his case a tear I dropt, And saunter'd home, thought I-ye Gods! * This extraordinary madman is, I believe, in the Bicêtre. He imagines, exactly as Mr. Fudge states it, that, when the heads of those who had been guillotined were restored, he by mistake got some other person's instead of his own. How many heads might thus be swopp'd, To settle on BILL SOAMES'S+ shoulders, Except that while, in its new socket, The head was planning schemes to win A zig-zag way into one's pocket, The hands would plunge directly in. Good Viscount S-DM-H, too, instead So while the hand sign'd Circulars, The head might lisp out "What is trumps?" The R-G-T's brains could we transfer To some robust man-milliner, * Tam cari capitis. - HORAT. |