The Great Legitimates themselves Th' indignant Czar-when just about "Whereas all light must be kept out”. The influence of this southern air, Some word, like "Constitution" - long Congeal'd in frosty silence there— Came slowly thawing from his tongue. To truffles, salmis, toasted cheese In short, I scarce could count a minute, Ere the bright dome, and all within it, Kings, Fiddlers, Emperors, all were gone And nothing now was seen or heard Such is my dream- and, I confess, That Spanish Dance-that southern beam FABLE II. THE LOOKING-GLASSES. PROEM. WHERE Kings have been by mob-elections Some, liking monarchs large and plumpy, Have chos'n their Sovereigns by the weight;Some wish'd them tall, some thought your dumpy, Dutch-built, the true Legitimate.* The Easterns in a Prince, 'tis said, *The Goths had a law to choose always a short, thick man for their King. - MUNSTER, Cosmog. lib. iii. p. 164. t "In a Prince a jolter-head is invaluable.” Oriental Field Sports. A thousand more such illustrations Might be adduc'd from various nations. Touching th' acquir'd or natural right Which some men have to rule their fellows, There's one, which I shall here recite: FABLE. There was a land-to name the place What was the cut legitimate Of these great persons' chins and noses, By right of which they rul'd the state, No history I have seen discloses. But so it was -a settled case Some Act of Parliament, pass'd snugly, Had voted them a beauteous race, And all their faithful subjects ugly. As rank, indeed, stood high or low, Of course, if any knave but hinted But rarely things like this occurr'd, The people to their King were duteous, And took it, on his Royal word, That they were frights, and He was beauteous. The cause whereof, among all classes, Had never yet seen looking-glasses, And, therefore, did not know themselves. Sometimes, indeed, their neighbours' faces Might strike them as more full of reason, More fresh than those in certain places But, Lord, the very thought was treason! |