FABLE VIII. LOUIS FOURTEENTH'S WIG. THE money rais'd-the army ready- To the old tune "Eh, eh, Sire Âne!”*. Bring in, at once, the goût fanatic, And make the war " la dernière mode". Instantly, at the Pavillon Marsan, Is held an Ultra consultation— What's to be done, to help the farce on? *They celebrated in the dark ages, at many churches, particularly at Rouen, what was called the Feast of the Ass. On this occasion the ass, finely drest, was brought before the altar, and they sung before him this elegant anthem, "Eh, eh, eh, Sire Âne, eh, eh, eh, Sire Âne." - WARTON'S Essay on Pope. To make this beauteous France forget, All she had sworn to but last week, After some plans propos'd by each, To be got up at Nôtre Dame, In which the Duke (who, bless his Highness! Had by his hilt acquir'd such fame, 'Twas hop'd that he as little shyness Would show, when to the point he came,) Should, for his deeds so lion-hearted, the Viscount Chateaubriand (To help th' affair with more esprit on) Offering, for this baptismal rite, Some of his own fam'd Jordan water*. (Marie Louise not having quite Used all that, for young Nap, he brought her,) The baptism, in this case, to be Applied to that extremity, Which Bourbon heroes most expose; Of the true Faith, extremely tender.† Or if (the Viscount said) this scheme * Brought from the river Jordan by M. Chateaubriand, and presented to the French Empress for the christening of young Napoleon. 66 + See the Duke's celebrated letter to madame, written during his campaign in 1815, in which he says, J'ai le posterieur légèrement endommagé." If thus discounting heroes, on tick This glory, by anticipation, Was too much in the genre romantique They have, says BRUCE (and BRUCE ne'er budges From the strict truth), a Grand Quadrille In public danc'd by the Twelve Judges*. And, he assures us, the grimaces, The entre-chats, the airs and graces Of dancers, so profound and stately, "Now (said the Viscount), there's but few "Great Empires, where this plan would do: "For instance, England;-let them take "What pains they would-'twere vain to strive— * "On certain great occasions, the twelve Judges (who are generally between sixty and seventy years of age) sing the song and dance the figure-dance," &c. Book v. "The twelve stiff Judges there would make "The worst Quadrille-set now alive. "One must have seen them, ere one could 66 Imagine properly JUDGE WOOD, "Performing, in his wig, so gaily, "A queue-de-chat with JUSTICE BAILEY! "French Judges, though, are, by no means, "This sort of stiff, be-wigg'd machines; "And we, who've seen them at Saumur, "And Poitiers lately, may be sure "They'd dance quadrilles, or any thing, "That would be pleasing to the King— 66 Nay, stand upon their heads, and more do, "To please the little Duke de Bordeaux!" After these several schemes there came It seems (as Monsieur told the story) |